Haven't slept for ages, had a beer and some sunshine, and I'm now in the Gold Coast's biggest shopping mall. With hilarious consequences, hopefully. What I really want to buy is a wireless network, but Natalie won't let me, especially as we only have a single aging laptop.

Speaking of Natalie, it was our 5y anniversary the other day, and she forgot. Here you can find a list of things i'd have got less for...